Ha!! It was... precisely what you'd expect! Let's see:
(a) Sly's face is so distracting. I was compiling a mental list of all the "procedures" he has probably had. Plus, he had a terrible Wooly Willy-esque goatee. Horrifying. And then there's his terrifying bulked-up body. What a confusing man.
(b) Dolph Lundgren is still the hottest of the bunch. He plays one side against the other, in bed with everyone, so to speak. Love it. While I can't be 100% certain that he hasn't gone under the knife, he appeared to have aged rather normally.
(c) Confuse-O-Vision aka Shaky Cam needs to go. How much longer/louder do we need to say that??
2 comments:
Hell yes, you need to say more, like say, for instance how the hell it was!!!
Ha!! It was... precisely what you'd expect! Let's see:
(a) Sly's face is so distracting. I was compiling a mental list of all the "procedures" he has probably had. Plus, he had a terrible Wooly Willy-esque goatee. Horrifying. And then there's his terrifying bulked-up body. What a confusing man.
(b) Dolph Lundgren is still the hottest of the bunch. He plays one side against the other, in bed with everyone, so to speak. Love it. While I can't be 100% certain that he hasn't gone under the knife, he appeared to have aged rather normally.
(c) Confuse-O-Vision aka Shaky Cam needs to go. How much longer/louder do we need to say that??
Post a Comment