Something came to my attention recently and I feel compelled to write about it. When it comes to Action movies, there are definitely a few sub-genres that I subscribe to. Just to name a few, you've got your "High Body Count," "Cold War Nostalgia," "Soundtrack By Frank Stallone," and "So Terrible It Defies Terrible And Becomes Awesome." As amazing and re-watchable as many of these movies are, there are only a select few that I'll call "Flawless." Up until Saturday, Die Hard was one of them. Then I spotted this:
Now I don't claim to know everything, John Boy, but I know FOR A FACT that there is NO POSSIBLE WAY Ellis would ever drink anything but DIET Coke. There is only one kind of full-on coke that Ellis would be interested in, and I think we all know what that is. Long story short - way to go Production/Set Designer! Your inattention to detail cost this movie its RnRMartian patented "Flawless" rating. I'm sure you're crushed.
Think you can handle this Euro trash? Doubt it.
