WHA HAPPEN?!?! He's opti-grabbing one of Milwaukee's "finest!" Fortunately, the night didn't end with him face down in a bathtub shaped like a clam. Disaster averted ... this time!
Thursday, November 5, 2009
Ghoul's Night Out
There's something else that I know for a fact. Vee aka Navin R. Johnson aka Milkface would never be caught dead with a PBR. He definitely hates those cans. Then how, pray tell, was he hoodwinked into drinking a Peeber on All Hallow's Eve?
WHA HAPPEN?!?! He's opti-grabbing one of Milwaukee's "finest!" Fortunately, the night didn't end with him face down in a bathtub shaped like a clam. Disaster averted ... this time!
WHA HAPPEN?!?! He's opti-grabbing one of Milwaukee's "finest!" Fortunately, the night didn't end with him face down in a bathtub shaped like a clam. Disaster averted ... this time!
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
The One And Only Flaw In "Die Hard"
Greetings, Earthlings and Welcome to Rock & Roll Martian. If you don't enjoy yourself, well, that's your own damn fault.
Something came to my attention recently and I feel compelled to write about it. When it comes to Action movies, there are definitely a few sub-genres that I subscribe to. Just to name a few, you've got your "High Body Count," "Cold War Nostalgia," "Soundtrack By Frank Stallone," and "So Terrible It Defies Terrible And Becomes Awesome." As amazing and re-watchable as many of these movies are, there are only a select few that I'll call "Flawless." Up until Saturday, Die Hard was one of them. Then I spotted this:
Now I don't claim to know everything, John Boy, but I know FOR A FACT that there is NO POSSIBLE WAY Ellis would ever drink anything but DIET Coke. There is only one kind of full-on coke that Ellis would be interested in, and I think we all know what that is. Long story short - way to go Production/Set Designer! Your inattention to detail cost this movie its RnRMartian patented "Flawless" rating. I'm sure you're crushed.
Think you can handle this Euro trash? Doubt it.
Something came to my attention recently and I feel compelled to write about it. When it comes to Action movies, there are definitely a few sub-genres that I subscribe to. Just to name a few, you've got your "High Body Count," "Cold War Nostalgia," "Soundtrack By Frank Stallone," and "So Terrible It Defies Terrible And Becomes Awesome." As amazing and re-watchable as many of these movies are, there are only a select few that I'll call "Flawless." Up until Saturday, Die Hard was one of them. Then I spotted this:
Now I don't claim to know everything, John Boy, but I know FOR A FACT that there is NO POSSIBLE WAY Ellis would ever drink anything but DIET Coke. There is only one kind of full-on coke that Ellis would be interested in, and I think we all know what that is. Long story short - way to go Production/Set Designer! Your inattention to detail cost this movie its RnRMartian patented "Flawless" rating. I'm sure you're crushed.
Think you can handle this Euro trash? Doubt it.
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